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Approaching For Idiots

In order not to waste my time or your's I'll make things simple on you and take the guess work out of how to make the best impression when you approach.

  • 1. Ensure you have read the information on Cryptid's Codex

  • 2. (If you are not approaching via my Premium Chat) Before you speak you should send. Initial ensures that you are ready and willing to sacrifice for the mere privilege of my attention, even if it turns out to be fleeting.

  • 3. INITIAL MUST BE DOUBLE DIGITS AND OVER $20 MINIMUM. There is no set amount as your goal should be to IMPRESS ME.

  • 4. "Hi" will get you no response. Should you message me do so with a proper polite greeting.

  • 5. Tell me your name, why you're approaching me, and what you have to offer. It's that simple.

  • 6. Confirmation of Age Is Neccesary

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